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AHHH
pretty sure i make this reference about 3 times a week.
amanda bynes: hey i just met you
mr oldman: YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
amanda bynes: and this is crazy
mr oldman: YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
amanda bynes: but heres my number
mr oldman: YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
amanda bynes: so call me maybe
mr oldman: YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
runnin oot eh eccies so ye start usin dug biscuits: laralaralara: delladilly: slattern: i’m not prepared for...
i’m not prepared for adulthood
- what are taxes and how do you “do” them
- what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture
- what if you just decided…
It Gets Better.
- Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
- Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
- LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
- Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
- Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
- Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
(via hogwarts-hipsters)
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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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